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Impress Strangers Using the Magic of Dishonesty! Some of you younger guys out there may not know this but in a not-so-long-ago time, no one walked around with a computer (that you affectionately call a smartphone) in their pocket or purse.  This enchanted disconnectedness rendered your fibs, misquotes and straight up boldfaced lies impervious to the ‘Fact-check’ Fran’s and ‘I’m calling bullshit’ Brian’s of today.  Want to skew a sports statistic to win a bet with a friend?  Sure!  Confusing a Winston Churchill quote with a Donald Duck tag line? We’ll never know. Heck maybe you’re just ignorant and actually think it was Gary Busey who stared in 48 Hours instead of Nick Nolte.  If you argued louder and more passionately than everyone else in the room then there was nothing we could do but take your word for it.   Now that you’ve had a peek in to this chaotic abyss that the rest of us simply call the 90’s and before; you can probably deduce t...

"Please leave a voicemail"  Finding Mr. right can be like searching for a piece of hay in a needle stack, in some cases a used hypodermic needle stack at that.   We’re not telling you anything you don’t know, ladies.   Guys are gross and trying to find one that is husband material is a full-time job that pays shit and offers little other rewards.   This is why most women end up marring a bum and spending the rest of their life trying to overcompensate by falsifying happiness to their friends and family on Facebook and Pinterest.    Below are 5 red flags and bad behavior that men display that that are problematic to a relationship.   If you answer ‘yes’ to some or all of the below questions, then chances are you are wasting your time with someone who is not good for you and could be hindering your growth as a human being.   You’d better break up with them now instead of prolonging the pain.   Tell him an internet quiz motivated ...

This will make him love me.  In this day and age of swiping left and Ashley Madison leaks, it’s damn near impossible to forge a happy and healthy relationship.   For that reason so many people spend their time with subpar partners.   Sure consistent sex and someone to brunch with on Sunday is great, but at what cost?   Why waste your time with someone who isn’t right for you.    Below are five red flags that some women display that that are problematic to a relationship.   If you answer ‘yes’ to some or all of the below questions, then chances are you are wasting your time with someone who is not good for you and could be hindering your growth as a human being.   You’d better break up with them now instead of prolonging the pain.   Tell her an internet quiz motivated you to end it, she’ll understand.   1) Does she try to sleep with all of your friends and relatives?   This is a rather annoying tactic of som...