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  "Woah!" Everyone always says they want the truth, but when the truth is hard to swallow, they prefer to ignore it and remain in the dark, blissfully ignorant to the hard-factual truths going on around them.   But much like Neo in the Matrix sometimes you need a middle-aged man who haunts your dreams to abduct and drug you with a pill to wake you up to the real world around you.   I am your Morpheus, and these are 4 hard truths about the 2020 NFL Season.   1) Covid is Going to F**k up Your Fantasy Season Every fantasy football player who’s not currently in 1 st place in their league is already lobbying to have asterisks placed all over the 2020 season.  The sad truth is that not only is Covid going to F’ up your fantasy season, its looking like it’s going to F’ the real NFL right in the asterisk too.  Between postponements, star QB’s missing games, and teams not being allowed to practice for weeks on end it’s only a matter of time before the scheduling wizards at the NFL r

The After Sunday Spaz-out (Week One) The first Monday of the NFL Season, time to freak the Hell out!  Most of week 1 is in the books and like every week one Monday Morning, fans, media and talking heads alike will be freaking-out across airwaves and social media platforms.   Hot takes will pollute the air worse than the West Coast forest fires and fans of 1-0 teams will be talking nonsense about their imminent dynasty.   That’s just the ridiculous world we live in.   So, we’re here to pump the breaks and restore a little rationality to the football world by looking at some of week 1’s top takeaways and determining if they are legit mountains or mere molehills.   Bill & Cam’s Excellent Adventure Bill Belichick began his football life after Tom Brady with a win against the Miami Dolphins and the Cam Newton era was brought to Foxborough via ground delivery.  Cam ran for 2 TDs and contributed a team high 75 yards to the Patriots overall 217 rushing yards

2020 NFL PREDICTIONS BY: EVAN SLADE AKA NOSTRA – GOD – DAMASS Gaze into my crystal balls Finally, 2020 has given us something to look forward to.   The NFL season is upon us… We think.   In a year that has been like a firehose of raw sewage directly down our collective gullet, we can at long last take a deep breath and feel hopeful.   Hopeful that the season does indeed playout in full and that our favorite team finally reaches the championship potential we always knew they had.   Or at the very least hopeful that our 1 st round fantasy pick doesn’t tear an ACL in week one and our favorite grizzled veteran coordinator doesn’t die of Covid-19.   You know, little miracles and such. After successfully predicting last year’s Super Bowl Champions my readership (which consists exclusively of degenerate gamblers) has pleaded with me to use my futurist ability again.   Since I don’t want to let the dozens of fans who keep this website afloat down, I have once again forego

Impress Strangers Using the Magic of Dishonesty! Some of you younger guys out there may not know this but in a not-so-long-ago time, no one walked around with a computer (that you affectionately call a smartphone) in their pocket or purse.  This enchanted disconnectedness rendered your fibs, misquotes and straight up boldfaced lies impervious to the ‘Fact-check’ Fran’s and ‘I’m calling bullshit’ Brian’s of today.  Want to skew a sports statistic to win a bet with a friend?  Sure!  Confusing a Winston Churchill quote with a Donald Duck tag line? We’ll never know. Heck maybe you’re just ignorant and actually think it was Gary Busey who stared in 48 Hours instead of Nick Nolte.  If you argued louder and more passionately than everyone else in the room then there was nothing we could do but take your word for it.   Now that you’ve had a peek in to this chaotic abyss that the rest of us simply call the 90’s and before; you can probably deduce that this ability to manipulate the

"Please leave a voicemail"  Finding Mr. right can be like searching for a piece of hay in a needle stack, in some cases a used hypodermic needle stack at that.   We’re not telling you anything you don’t know, ladies.   Guys are gross and trying to find one that is husband material is a full-time job that pays shit and offers little other rewards.   This is why most women end up marring a bum and spending the rest of their life trying to overcompensate by falsifying happiness to their friends and family on Facebook and Pinterest.    Below are 5 red flags and bad behavior that men display that that are problematic to a relationship.   If you answer ‘yes’ to some or all of the below questions, then chances are you are wasting your time with someone who is not good for you and could be hindering your growth as a human being.   You’d better break up with them now instead of prolonging the pain.   Tell him an internet quiz motivated you to end it, he’ll understand.  

This will make him love me.  In this day and age of swiping left and Ashley Madison leaks, it’s damn near impossible to forge a happy and healthy relationship.   For that reason so many people spend their time with subpar partners.   Sure consistent sex and someone to brunch with on Sunday is great, but at what cost?   Why waste your time with someone who isn’t right for you.    Below are five red flags that some women display that that are problematic to a relationship.   If you answer ‘yes’ to some or all of the below questions, then chances are you are wasting your time with someone who is not good for you and could be hindering your growth as a human being.   You’d better break up with them now instead of prolonging the pain.   Tell her an internet quiz motivated you to end it, she’ll understand.   1) Does she try to sleep with all of your friends and relatives?   This is a rather annoying tactic of some girlfriends.   Whether it’s kissing your best friend