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The After Sunday Spaz-out (Week One) The first Monday of the NFL Season, time to freak the Hell out!  Most of week 1 is in the books and like every week one Monday Morning, fans, media and talking heads alike will be freaking-out across airwaves and social media platforms.   Hot takes will pollute the air worse than the West Coast forest fires and fans of 1-0 teams will be talking nonsense about their imminent dynasty.   That’s just the ridiculous world we live in.   So, we’re here to pump the breaks and restore a little rationality to the football world by looking at some of week 1’s top takeaways and determining if they are legit mountains or mere molehills.   Bill & Cam’s Excellent Adventure Bill Belichick began his football life after Tom Brady with a win against the Miami Dolphins and the Cam Newton era was brought to Foxborough via ground delivery.  Cam ran for 2 TDs and contributed a team high 75 yards to the Patri...

2020 NFL PREDICTIONS BY: EVAN SLADE AKA NOSTRA – GOD – DAMASS Gaze into my crystal balls Finally, 2020 has given us something to look forward to.   The NFL season is upon us… We think.   In a year that has been like a firehose of raw sewage directly down our collective gullet, we can at long last take a deep breath and feel hopeful.   Hopeful that the season does indeed playout in full and that our favorite team finally reaches the championship potential we always knew they had.   Or at the very least hopeful that our 1 st round fantasy pick doesn’t tear an ACL in week one and our favorite grizzled veteran coordinator doesn’t die of Covid-19.   You know, little miracles and such. After successfully predicting last year’s Super Bowl Champions my readership (which consists exclusively of degenerate gamblers) has pleaded with me to use my futurist ability again.   Since I don’t want to let the dozens of fans who keep this website afloat d...