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Five Lies You Can Still Tell at A Bar:

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Impress Strangers Using the Magic of Dishonesty! Some of you younger guys out there may not know this but in a not-so-long-ago time, no one walked around with a computer (that you affectionately call a smartphone) in their pocket or purse.  This enchanted disconnectedness rendered your fibs, misquotes and straight up boldfaced lies impervious to the ‘Fact-check’ Fran’s and ‘I’m calling bullshit’ Brian’s of today.  Want to skew a sports statistic to win a bet with a friend?  Sure!  Confusing a Winston Churchill quote with a Donald Duck tag line? We’ll never know. Heck maybe you’re just ignorant and actually think it was Gary Busey who stared in 48 Hours instead of Nick Nolte.  If you argued louder and more passionately than everyone else in the room then there was nothing we could do but take your word for it.   Now that you’ve had a peek in to this chaotic abyss that the rest of us simply call the 90’s and before; you can probably deduce t...