Dead Wrestlers Release Brand New Single! “Quarantine Theme (Speaking Moist)”







RING THE DAMN BELL!!! Dead Wrestlers have saved the day and just kickstarted your dormant springtime with the ludicrous new banger “Quarantine Theme (Speaking Moist)” available on, Youtube and at www.deadwrestlersmusic.com.  The headbanging, gut-busting new single is a masterstroke that adds a dash of outlaw music to classic hip hop and is exactly what the world needs right now. 

Quarantined and isolated in the Dead Wrestler Dungeon, the crew has musically brought to life the alternative reality of solitary confinement.  Let’s hope that the Wrestler’s fictitious song about fleeing to freedom remains entertainment and never comes to fruition. 
The “Quarantine Theme (Speaking Moist)” video has already gone viral in underground circles and is now available on Youtube for a limited time. 

Written by Bob Tanney AKA A Succulent Chinese Meal 



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