Stop the presses!! There has been a major historical discovery!!
Everyone is familiar with Albert Einstein’s
Theory of Relativity, but just this week researchers here at
BobTanney.com uncovered
numerous, never before seen theories by Albert Einstein!
These other theories appear to be based less
in mathematics and more in opinion but are a nonetheless fascinating peek into the mind of
the 20
th century’s most celebrated genius.
This is your first look at these never before published “Other
Theories” of Albert Einstein.
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| Controversial, sure. But scientifically sound nevertheless. |
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Our research team has poured over the data, and this can't be disproved.
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| This one seems more like a personal axe to grind than scientific theory, but who are we to argue with a dead genius? |
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| Preach, Al! |
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| This one is harsh and kind of hurts my feelings a bit. But the homie wrote E=Mc2 , and he's not wrong on this one either. |
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If only every character in every horror movie ever had known this.
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| Huh, well, how the fuck would he even have known about that?! |
Rumor has it that this is just the tip of the iceberg for this historic finding. Bobtanney.com will continue to publish these extraordinary discoveries as our crack team of researchers can review and release them. Stay tuned!!
EINSTEIN'S OTHER THEORIES
STORY BY BOB TANNEY: AKA LINDSAY LOHAN'S SAGGY SKIRMISHING SIDEBOOB
