What About Bob.
Q: Who is Bob Tanney AKA Patrick Swayze's Snot Bubble and why should we listen to his crazy ass?
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| Bob Tanney AKA Pat Swayze's Snot Bubble. |
A: What separates Bob from the other blogger reviewers
littering the internet seaway is his unique qualifications to digest,
deconstruct and analyze art from its most base primal emotions up to its most
nuanced and edge slicing refinement.
Bob’s exceptional credentials start with his eyes, which he uses to see
and in turn view things with. To add to
that exclusive battery of reviewing weapons, Bob also has not one, but two ears
in which he is capable of not just hearing with but also listening with. I won’t bore you with the science behind it,
but those aforementioned eyes and ears are connected to a freeway of headtubes
that are miraculously, as if by some divine design, attached to the motherboard
of the whole bizarre operation. His
brain. This brain, or mind as he
sometimes calls it has the uncanny power to process all the images and sounds
the eyes and ears send to it and (this is where it gets weird) can formulate
thoughts and ideas about the things it has heard and witnessed. I know it’s a lot to take in and not many of
us can fully grasp the process that this savant uses to give us reviews but
trust me. He is as qualified as it gets
when it comes to reviewing music and entertainment.
If those achievements aren’t a glowing enough resume for you
then how about this. Bob also ghostwrote
the screenplay for the 80’s smash hit ‘Walk Like a Man’, composed the sax riff
for Paul Simon’s ‘Call Me Al’, and was the stunt double for Tattoo on ‘Fantasy
Island’, AND he’s not even a midget. Did
the whole thing Dorf on Golf style! 
