IF 80’s TV CHARACTERS WERE 90’s RAPPERS Vol. 2

This time in 'If 80's TV Characters Were 90's Rappers':
 
 
 
Thomas Magnum AKA Magnum XL
 
 
 
Alex P. Keaton AKA Young Republican
 
 
 
Cliff Huxtable AKA Rusty Hux
 
 
 
Carla Tortelli AKA Mat Leave
 
 
 
Columbo AKA Tha Lieutenant
 
 
 
Bosco B. A. Baracus AKA Bad Attitude
 
 
 
Michael Knight AKA Da Knight Ridah
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Picard AKA Starfreak Cap'n
 
 
 
 
Written by Bob Tanney AKA  Aaron Neville' Mole
 
 

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