An Open Letter of Apology to Everyone I’ve been a Complete Bitch to Lately.
From An Obnoxious New First Time Mother It is no secret that something changes in a woman when they become a mother for the first time, and not all new mothers react in the same way. Some women are overcome with a divine sense of patience and tolerance towards not just their child, but every living creature on God’s now greener than ever Earth. Others act like insufferably colossal bitches to every single human being they encounter. Here are four apology letters from one of those exact obnoxious new moms who seems to have seen the error of her ways… Sort of. To motorists that I have death-glared, I know for the most part your only crime was driving a few miles over the speed limit or perhaps not approaching the cross walk that my new child and I were crossing as slow as I am comfortable with. Perhaps my full on evil-eyed death glare and visible mouthing of the words “W. T. F.” to you was a little uncalled for. You must understan...