SLADE'S GRADES WEEK 7
Seven weeks of the NFL season are now in the books and things are starting to take shape. The good teams are separating from the pack causing their fan bases to rethink booking that family vacation in mid-January. No one wants to be the poor bastard who misses their team win a divisional round home game because they were ‘ busy making holiday memories with their wife and kids’ , gross. The bad teams are sinking deeper into the Super-Mario-2-like quicksand of an early offseason, causing their fan bases to study more college QB prospect game film than Mel Kiper Jr . & Mike Mayock combined. The middling teams are riding the parody rollercoaster of the NFL, looking like mentally tough challengers one week, and just plain mentally challenged the next. Causing their fan bases to delude themselves into thinking that ‘any week now, their guys are going to put it all together and make their run’. After all, who knows what pebble tossed into what po...